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Press conference this morning will reveal Brendan Rodgers as the new Liverpool manager. Rodgers was top of the 'value' stats (i.e. cost-per-point table) for the prem last year. Dagleish was 19th. Hmm interesting etc. @RAWK_Meltdown reportedly struggling under the weight of absolutely batshit comments on a mildly popular LFC forum.

Chelsea have apparently agreed a fee of £38m (THIRTY-EIGHT MILLION POUNDS) for Porto striker Hulk, while City are after Bologna midfielder Gaston Ramirez.

Press Association say Villa are hopeful of announcing Paul Lambert as their new manager in the next 24 hours.

John Terry is still a massive prick.

Frank's out, Henderson's in. Kop Conspiracy, YCMIU.

Jussi set to leave Bolton. Probably end up at West Ham. Sadface. Probably my favourite Bolton player.

England face Belgium tomorrow. Thoughts, predos? etc