Loosely inspired by a throwaway comment in the infamous (whisper it's name) I Just Had Sex thread (RIP), you know how when you go for a wee after you have sex it sprays all over? What the WTF is that all about?

Obviously I was aware of this before coz I'm a total sexer or whatever but until recently (there it is) I'd forgotten about it. Weird innit. Doesn't happen when you stroke one out either, just after sex. Do you think it's something to do with impact? Impact is probably the wrong word, I've not been fucking walls.

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