there's a shop near me that does about 20 of the fuckers. They're honestly in the top 10 most horrific things i've ever seen. I can't believe that anyone would want to buy them.

Anyway yeah so went past the shop, and these ones annoyed me the most today:

Keep calm and carry on being wonderful

and, by far the worst one that made me want to fucking gouge my eyes out then gouge the owner of the shop's eyes out then kill him and burn his shop then put my eyes back in cos it would be okay then was...

Don't hoover and eat chocolate

Read that again. Yeah that's right. Don't hoover and eat chocolate. It was in the design of the poster and everything so i'm not making this up.

Don't hoover and eat chocolate. Fucking hell.