Kalou and Bosingwa likely to be released from Chelsea later on today. I will do many joyous and hilarious things if Arsenal sign Kalou and play him alongside Gervinho, but I don't think Wenger is a stupid man so that probably won't happen.

Other clubs are also releasing people. West Ham don't fancy John Carew, for example. Maybe they're going to go all Swansea on us next season?

Liverpool decide they don't want AVB. Must be pretty refreshing for them to say no to a manager after the last few days.

Laurent Blanc doesn't have a clue who Leighton Baines is.

Joey Barton is a stupid cunt and I'm glad he's missing 12 games next season. Probably the best thing that could happen for QPR tbh- they've got a proper excuse to not pay his wages now.

Barca-Athletic Club coming up this weekend.

AOB?