Last night on my way to town I got into a fight with a Chelsea supporter. For some reason I really really hate Chelsea supporters when I'm drunk. After it got a bit heated and some words were passed, I ended up walking away. He started to follow however, and bumped into a group of girls on the way. Now if there's one thing I detest, it's scum that intimidate girls. He started getting a bit pushy with one of them, and I confronted him on it and got into a fist fight with him.

A few bloody faces, ripped shirts, police statements, and A&E trips later, I'm feeling a bit sore but I want to know DiS, what's the most ridiculous reason for a fight you've ever had?