Dave Wigan has granted Liverpool permission to talk to Martinez. The only winner in this situation appears to be Dave Wigan's ego. Liverpool fans may come to thank his ability to keep sides in the Premier League this time next year.

Everyone's favourite baby-faced substitute may be making Villa likeable again. I hope he knocks out Alan Hutton on his first day.

Michael Owen is looking for another bench to warm whilst he fights Piers Morgan over the internet.

The whole population of my grisly town of Luton appears to be off to the play-off final on Sunday. Will probably lose again.

Happy Friday. FORZA BAYERN. AOB?