City parade the Premier League trophy to 100,000 adoring supporters, but are FORCED to issue an apology to Alex Ferguson because of a disgraceful, classless banner/complete humour bypass.

The Sun's random word generator spits out the words 'Hazard' and 'Dortmund' in sentences that vary slightly from the ones it spat out a few days ago.

Robin Van Persie discusses his Arsenal future at Wenger's luxury pad.

Sheffield United edge out Stevenage in the League 2 play offs.

Chelsea sweat on the fitness of David Luiz and Gary Cahill, while Bayern wait for news on Bastian Schweinsteiger's recent injury. Also, in Googling Bastian's surname to ensure correct spelling, I've discovered he has a really fit girlfriend. See for yourself.

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