Does anybody have one of these? I have one, who over the past couple of years (after knowing him for nearly 5), it has come out that most of the stories that he has told me (and our other friends) have been absolute bollocks.

It’s now got to the point where we can’t believe anything he has told us, that one of us has not seen with our own eyes, which is an absolute shame because most of his stories have been so good that I wish that they could be true.

For example, he once told us a story about a fight at his school in Wigan between one of the hardest lads in the year and one of the nerdy boys. It apparently spilled over into a local co-op, where the nerdy boy dropped his trousers, shat in his hand, and slapped the bigger lad, thus winning the fight.

How could anybody not want that to be true?

So, do any of you guys have friends that chronically tell porkies? What are their best ones?

Also, which DISser is the biggest bullshitter?