Why? Just fucking why?

It's on in the background on our work TV - a bigger pile of pointless fucking whinging you will never see in your life. Among tonight's life-changing consumer affairs items : Amazon - why do they use so much packaging? Jesus Harry Christ. There is such a thing as recycling, you know. Too much cardboard arrives? No problem. Stick it in yer recycling and it'll begin a new life as another cardboard-based entity. IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. Unless you present Watchdog. "This DVD came in a box that's slightly bigger than it's contents, oh noes, what are Amazon playing at?".

The presenters look dead behind the eyes. At least it's slightly less rage-inducing now that they've got rid of the perma-smug cretins that used to fill the screen with their self-satisfied "now say thank you" attitude. Wankers.

Oh, and bloody Nicky Campbell. NNNYYYYAAAARRRRRGH.

Your irrational hatreds, please.