Blackburn are relegated in whatever the polar opposite of a blaze of glory is. This is the closest anyone in Blackburn colours got to the goal...

http://i48.tinypic.com/28gr047.gif

The other highlight was a Blackburn fan charging onto the pitch to dump his season ticket at the manager's feet, a gesture that would have been far more effective were it not for the fact that

a) it's the last home game of the season so he didn't need it anyway

b) he dumped it at the feet of Roberto Martinez.

Steve Kean has vowed to stay on as manager. Fans of Championship clubs rejoice.

Meanwhile West Ham help Cardiff win their annual battle against promotion*. They learn their play-off opponents tonight.

The Netherlands and Ireland announce provisonal squads for Euro 2012. The former looks much better, obviously. Sad news about James McCarthy.

Bolton's absurdly unlucky injury woes continue with David Wheater out for 9 months.

Arsenal and Liverpool allegedly want Clint Dempsey.

Villa allegedly want Paul Lambert.

Real Madrid allegedly want Papiss Demba Cisse.

Some people have doubtless said some stuff about the title race.

Anything else?

*apologies to whoever I nicked that from.