An old lady at a funeral said i looked like Rory Mcgrath the other day. Fair enough. Not the most attractive guy in the world. But she was old, and drunk, so ... fair enough.

http://www.cricball.weloveperry.com/The%20Hall%20of%20Fame_files/rory_mcgrath.jpg

More & more regularly Colchester drunks will heckle me with ED SHEERAN. Ed Sheeran has ginger hair, so do i. Ed Sheeran. in my eyes, is not the most attractive man in the world.. But as i said, the people of Colchester are drunk, so... fair enough

http://www.sam-parker.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ed-sheeran-sitting.jpg

A few weeks ago, a punter at a gig told me that i reminded him of someone when i sang... it took him a while. I left him, then came back... he had remembered. It was CHAS from Chas & Dave.. Not the most attractive manin the world.. but he was pretty drunk.. so... FAIR ENOUGH!

http://www.clashmusic.com/files/imagecache/big_node_view/files/Chas%20And%20Dave.jpg

I'm sure you can spot the recurring theme.

Now i want yours. One will do. Two would be nice. Three is best.

Sorry if this has been done before,, I'm pretty sure it has.

yeah.