Has this thread been done before? I dunno, if it has but I'm bored at work.

used to work at Morrisons for a year, was pretty sweet. Great pay for being in college, loads of mates worked there, could get away with murder.

Think my favourite highlight was the guy who worked on milk HATED his job, so much so that when he dropped milk and it splashed on a customer, when she asked for a cloth he went 'get it yourself you stupid bitch' and walked off. He didn't get fired.

Also a lad on his first day dropping 200+ eggs was brilliant