-rapping along to 'boom shake shake shake the room' so loud at a school disco i didn't realise the next song had started

-recreated match of the day/gazzetta football italia on my own with a goal and ball from subbuteo, flicking the ball with my fingers and doing running commentary

-barked like a dog into a stranger's face because i thought he was my friend. he was not.

-secretly ate tunnock's caramels and hid the wrappers behind the microwave (i was a fat child)
the horrendously large pile was discovered years later

-posting on here obviously

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