Everyone still in the sack? Must be.

I went to see a friend last night.

Friend: Have you heard the one about pigs?
Me: No
Friend: Thats porkward

Friend: Have you heard the one about cutlery
Me: ...no
Friend: That's forkward

(10 minutes elapse)

Me: Have you heard the one about wrestling
Friend: No
Me: That's Mickey Rourkeward

I dont think I like my life