Congratulations to Reading, who secure promotion to the Premier League with a 1-0 win over Forest. West Ham's draw keeps their automatic promotion hopes more 'just breathing' than 'alive'. Alive, conversely, is what their opponents Bristol City look to be after results elsewhere.

Bayern secure a late 2-1 win over a fairly poor-looking Real side in what threatened to be a quite ill-tempered game. Real are probably slight favourites to go through.

A few journos make a big deal out of some fairly innocuous Fabregas quotes, which is odd really seeing as Dani Alves was fairly openly an arrogant cunt in a direct interview just a little while earlier. Lot's of 'we're not scared' and 'we respect them' rhetoric emanating from the respective camps. Heart says a 2-2 draw tonight, head says that's not *impossible* but that we're going out big-style either tonight or next week anyway, so what does it matter ...

AOB?