Was cutting an onion earlier and a small amount of white fluid leaked out. My penis was not involved in the cutting process this time and has been ruled out of further enquiries.

The onion is pretty old (sell by date 22nd March) but looks in general good working order. I also didn’t weep as much as normal when cutting it, as everyone normally does at the death of one of mother nature’s children, probably because I could tell it was a delinquent bad apple/onion and lacked AROMA

Is it off? Do I need to include 'white fluid' in my list of danger mouldy liquid alert colours, alongside green, brown and black?

*If we could keep this thread sub 100 replies as I am clearly very busy and cant sift through everyone’s helpful comments BUT feel free to recount your own onion anecdotes.