1. Showers

I went away this weekend and stayed in this posh-ish holiday home near, er, Darlington. Let me tell you about the shower. It had three (3) settings: one was the showery-thing above your head with all the usual options; there was also a shower head on an extendable cord for holding in your hand and spraying your bits; AND there were little nozzles on the side that could send a horizontal high-pressure spray at you for no particular reason. It also had a digital temperature display, apparently I like my showers at 30.3 degrees c.

It got me thinking that some people are really weird and have a bit too much money. Cheers.