Aguero is going back to Madrid, for Real.

Arsenal aren't going to pay £50million for a striker.

Bale says he turned down a move to Man.Utd.

De Jong thinks Balotelli is a "fool".

John Aldridge thinks Liverpool are a bag of shite.

Di Matteo is going to be the new Avram Grant.

Barca beat Milan but only by scoring penalties not proper goals so they're obviously not that good when it comes down to it.

Newcastle United are in a MAJOR ROW with Newcastle City Council after leaked papers reveal the Council didn't like the name change and wrote to ITV, BBC, Sky etc petitioning that they continue using the old name for the ground.

and the BBC has learnt that sexism is bad.