Spin off from the lunch thread yesterday, what food do you have to hand?

Mine changes fairly often, but at the moment my top draw contains:

Half a box of Tesco own-brand cereal bars
One Kit-Kat Chunky
Two packets of ridge crisps
Three pitta breads
A nearly empty bottle of American mustard
A mostly full jar of English mustard
Some ibruprofen

ALSO cutlery: a tea spoon and a knife.