Bayern have one foot in the semis of the Champions League after winning 0-2 in Marseilles. Milan and Barca serve up the best 0-0 draw you'll ever see. Could make for an interesting second leg.

Sheffield United pile pressure on wobbly Charlton, beating Chesterfield 4-1.

Chaz Adam out for the season. Good news for Liverpool fans.

The BBC stir up another Mind Gamez non-controversy.

Bobby Zamora denies he wants out of crisis club QPR.

Spurs to pull the plug on half-a-season Adebayor. Sad how that one's panned out really given Tottenham fans were saying he was better than Pele only a matter of weeks ago.

The FA to appoint a footballing overlord. Names range from Schhhteeve McLaren to Dan Ashworth (yeah). That'll end well.

French second tier side Angers sign Leo Messi.

Loads of Waffa Cup action tonight, with Schalke v Bilbao probably the pick.

Any other business?