This morning the bus pulled from one stop (it's official stop) in the station to another and opened its doors to speak to the guy in high vis and clipboard. They were chatting for maybe 30 seconds and I said 'excuse me, can I jump on please' - the fat bastard inspector shite turned his back on me and then said 'no'.

I told him very sternly to have a good look at himself etc - it's just a bus blah blah blah. He got arsey. I waited, then got another bus and he approached the door to speak to the next driver and as I got on swiped my oyster and the machine wasn't working - FREE JOURNEY - he looked annoyed, then had the audacity to ask if I had any change. At which point I said nothing, but stared at him - he stared back then walked away.

Alpha male.