is anyone else's office full on japes today?

we've got raffles and sweepstakes and some events:

1. Hula Hoop Challenge
2. Keepie Uppie
3. Egg n Spoon Race
4. Balance the most Bean Bags on your head
5. Putting Contest

i couldn't find my Charles Barkley Phoenix Suns vest, so i'm not wearing any sports gear. some of the female managers are wearing leggingy things. I'm not ready for these sights