Watches you all the time.
Never leaves you alone, even when you're pooping.
Really possessive.
Incredibly jealous.
A bit of a control freak.
Prone to bouts of irrational anger and violence.
Always thinks he's right.
Shit at returning your calls.

Sure, he has massive cache and status and quite charismatic going by all the people who profess to love him, but i bet he wouldn't do any of the housework.