Shame that Matt Preston's not about and George, although I think he's turning up soon. Don't like Moran and the woman has perfected patronising eating of children's food, YUM. I'd like some clarity about parental input, I saw a parent helping in the background.

My favourite bits are when the kids don't take the judges advice - I don't think that's cooked - I do. You need to put the other plate on top then spin it round - that will break it.

I was also unaware that Irene from Home and Away is now the Australian Prime Minister.