Top spot goes to the guy who had stones in his bladder or something so that he ended up with just a constant dribble of wee and when he told his dad, his dad seemed to find it funny.

Next is the animal who reached into his own anus to break up the shit that was giving him constipation: take that, mathematicians!

Honourable mention to bamos getting knocked out by his own hoover while cleaning.

Any of your faves?