Anyone else see this great documentary on Channel 4 yesterday? All about women who man the phones of kinky sex lines.

It was eye opening. They could make £500 a day for talking dirty to a load of horny men. And you can work from home and choose your hours. I imagine there'll now be an explosion of interest in the trade. The best bit was when the wanking ended and they all went out of character and were like 'Alright love? No problem darling, talk to you again soon.'

Have you ever rang one of these? Me and a bunch of mates tried when we were about 14 but I don't think my old mobile could handle premium lines. Probably for the best.