Bilbao tore United a new arsehole last night. Better finishing and it could have been six for the Basque side. Instead the Reds travel to Bilbao trying to overturn a 2-3 deficit.

In Lisbon, a cheeky backheel puts Lisbon 1-0 up against City. Fully expect a tonking in the second leg though. I imagine Bobby Manc will be more worried about Kompany's injury.

Looking glum up in Scotland for gers. Whitaker and Naismith agree 75% pay cuts, and the SFA decide that Whyte wasn't a fit and proper person after all : http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58963000/jpg/_58963312_whyte.jpg

Massive relegation weekend in the Premier League, with Bolton v QPR and Wolves v Blackburn looking like six-pointers (whatever that means). Can't predict a result either way.

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