Probably not going into work today, due to having only a couple of hours of fitful sleep, then fuckall from half three due to stomach distress.

Just cramps and a lot of wind, but kept waking myself up with every grumble or twist with the fear that i was in danger of shitting the bed. I'd like that I have a lifetime record of no shitting in the bed and want it to remain like that, at least until I hit 70, then it'll be someone else's problem.

Don't feel /that/ bad at the moment, but know that I'll very easily irked by lunchtime and that the cramps probably won't go away.

In other news; not a fan of the BBC adaptation of Dirk Gently. Don't like the actor playing him (punchable face syndrome) and it comes off as a poor man's version of the BBC's Sherlock with a palpable level of whimsy attached to it.

Going to watch Archer and have some toast and black tea.

So, how are you all this morning? I bet you've all got loads of interesting things to do this weekend, tell us about them.