there's a lot happening in football right?

firstly, pompey are very close to going kaputt. without the safeguard of the premier league which saved their existence last time, now there is a real worry they won't finish the season. if this happens, it seems southampton and reading would be the ones to benefit, LEAPFROGGING west ham to first and second place.

rangers might go the same way.

nile ranger might also go the same way and see his footy career cut short. he has recieved a fine for a homophobic tweet, the latest in a long line of misdemeanours. he's also not that good, really.

fowler might join blackpool.

lots of football this weekend. liverpool play arsenal i think, and the war-torn squads of spurs and united will play if they can cobble together eleven players. david bentley and bebe are on stand-by.

but wait, there's more?