whats the difference? do you reckon anyone actually knows? when i go to the supermarket, they just seem to call the same things different things, depending on the day.

today i brought what tesco are calling 'soft citrus' - they look like satsumas to me, or maybe clementines...who knows? - which has only made me think more that no one has the foggiest as to what to call anything anymore. 'soft citrus? yeah fuck it, no one knows the difference anyway'. i just end up calling everything 'satsumas'.

(lets try and have some fun before markee posts the wikipedia links to all of these)