As a counterpoint to the Chips thread.

What's the best kind?

Is it the 'chunky' Daddy so beloved of pub-loitering wastefleshes across the land? Always a danger of only getting 6 of them in potato jenga form.

Is it the 'thin' Daddy or 'Dad' so beloved of Brewsters Fayre outlets across the land. There's always a really burnt one in there that looks like a witches fingernail.

Is it the forgotten 'curly' Daddy. Ooh matron etc.

Is it the chip shop Daddy, not quite chunky, usually a bit greasy and doesn't call much since your Mum's new fella moved in?