I am currently cooking two slices of bacon, which I am going to place in between two slices of bread with no less than a quarter of a pack of reduced cathedral city cheese and some mayonnaise. This has been preceded by 2 thirds of a bottle of red wine. I am pretty sure I'm going to sleep like a kipper tonight.

WHAT IS YOUR PREFERRED CHOICE OF MIDNIGHT SNACK>

This is a little extravagant for me, usually I go for some cheese (preferably stilton) on some toast or Nairns, or a mayo sandwich.

Yeah yeah, it's not midnight, I know.

Threads are heavy tonight, this is my antidote.