Right, to play this game, you will need the following items:
* The machine on which you are browsing drownedinsound.com
* a time measuring device
* honesty
* the patience of a slow loris .

The aim of the game is simple, you have to turn your computer off and back on again and log back into drownedinsound.com as quickly as possible, whilst measuring the time, and then post how long of time you measured.

Contestants should set their timer running at the moment they click close on their browser and end the running of their timer once they click the reply button on this thread.

As I’ve not cut my hair for 10 months, this week only I’m going to give bonus and penalty points of (+10) or (-10) to anyone who posts a time that I either enjoy or find insulting respectively.

A little added bonus is that contestants will notice the benefits associated with turning their web browsing machine off and back on again, which can range from anything such as memory dumping to having something to do, to simply being encouraged to finally take that dump you’ve been holding in since lunch.

Finally, good luck to everyone, have fun and play safely.