http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/bike-blog/2012/feb/06/protect-bikes-theft

i don't know why, but this really annoyed me.

boo-hoo, johnny joe pubic doesn't do being a hero to save some wheels and pedals.

well, good. good.

i hope your bike gets stolen. i couldn't give a fuck.

if i see you getting hassled/beaten up etc, i'd like to think i'd do something. if i see someone stealing your wheels, i'll happily wave them goodbye and not spare it another thought.

also, that writer.

'hello gents....just wondering if anyone fancied intimidating a teenage boy in an attempt to get my bike back. i normally wouldn't worry, but i think i might have left some artisan bread in the basket that i'd quite like for brunch when the girls come roun...'

'fuck off, we're having a drink'

well. good. good.

makes me want to steal bikes.