It was 13:12 and I was sitting in the pub drinking my pint and chatting idly with my work colleagues.

Then suddely a wild boar came crashing through the window. Sensing my impending doom I decided to start a conversation.

Boar: which one of you is Jez??
Me: I am Jez, who are you?
Boar: I'm an attack Boar, trained by the finest Boar handlers on the planet from bavaria's Black Forest
Me: Are you here to kill me? The people on the DiS board said this would happen
Boar: Yes

then he killed me at 13:13 exactly