I'm sitting in an intensely boring Selection & Recruitment training seminar. I cannot sufficiently express how much I loathe these kinds of things. Especially can't stand the people who ask questions etc. as though these things are genuinely about discussing ideas about the topic rather than a way for the Corp to minimize liability.

Worst part is that all the distraction material I brought with me has run out.

Please save me by posting your opinions of and/or funny anecdotes about training seminars, etc. I am fully aware that this is completely the wrong time of the day to be starting this thread but I am fucking desperate right now.