The footballing dreamweavers conspire to give the nation, nay, the world, the FA Cup tie it craves as Stevenage draw Spurs in the FA Cup 5th round. Rumours are that the FA are contemplating kicking everyone out and making this tie the final. Unbelievable scenes Jeff.

In 4th round news, Spurs are rubbish and win, Newcastle are rubbish and lose; i didn't watch any other games but if certain interviewees are to be believed then Chelsea were a bit lucky, Liverpool stayed classy, and Van Persie was a bit elbowy.

Watched Gabon v Morocco on Friday. GREAT game, really entertaining stuff. The Gabon no. 9, Aubameyang looks to be some player...really bloody very good.

In other news, the latest in the Ferdinand clan threatening to not shake England's lionheart's hand, is Rio when the two teams meet next weekend.

Everton cloe in on Jelavic.