While Alex and Kenny make appeals for calm, a bullet is sent to Anton Ferdinand.

Jack Wilshere's ankle falls off.

Tevez doesn't look like going anywhere.

Alex has left Chelsea for PSG.

Lee Hendrie is financially as well as morally bankrupt.

Michael Ballack might move to Man Utd. Right.

Jim White nearly doesn't live to see transfer deadline day: http://tvnewsroom.co.uk/news/wwes-the-miz-gives-jim-white-the-skull-crushing-finale-40801/