Strap yourselves in guys, this could be it! This could be the day that Gary Cahill finally signs for Chelsea!

In other Chelsea-specific transfer news, Alex allegedly turns down QPR because he fancies PSG, LOL.

Another South American being tenuously linked with QPR is Carlos Tevez, who has apparently looked into Milan's geography and realised his mistake.

Steven Gerrard has signed a new contract at Liverpool, this time without demanding to leave first.

Fulham have submitted plans to do up the Cottage. Could they really regularly attract 30,000 fans? Not sure.

Football is happening quite a lot over the weekend. From a 'neutral' perspective, I'd guess Swansea-Arsenal *should* be the most entertaining.