Palace defeat Cardiff in first leg of the Worthington Cup. I had Gardner to score first at 40/1, because he is a tank. Yaaas.

Routine win for Sheff United, Bristol Rovers get over Buckle, plucky Swindon held at Barnet in first leg of Auto Windscreen Shield. We'll turn them over at the CG.

Hughes has a year at QPR before he resigns mistakenly thinking he will get the Chelsea job or something.

Mancini moans about racist Liverpool ahead of their first leg tonight of the Coca Cola Cup semi.

Mallorca hit Coleman's once beloved Real Sociedad for 6.

On the topic of Chris, Iwan Roberts tells him to fuck off regarding Wales job. Why Iwan Roberts is the go to go I don't know.

Aaaaaaaaaaand Spurs play host to Everton, with many peoples fantasy football gameweeks coming to an end with a shitload of double gameweek players. Come on Bale, Assou-Ekottu, Adebayor and Hibbert!

Do your worst.