I'm surprised no one has started this yet, considering the momentous occasion that occurred last night...David Ngog scored a goal!

Tim Howard scores from 102 YARDS but Everton still contrive to lose 2-1 to Bolton. A deserved win. Completely outplayed them. Best we've played for a while. Results like this reinstall hope. That's what kills you.

Hoping Coyle will stick to the 4-5-1 for teh month, considering who we're playing against.

Newcastle outplay United and wallop them 3-0. UnBAlievable way-cabaye, man etc etc. Jones horribly misjudges a header but to be fair to him the wind didn't help. Still if you're trying to head a ball below knee-height YRDOINITRONG.