at 8 o'clock this morning, i was apparently walking round trashing the house. Pulling things off the wall, knocking precious objects over. I also fell down the stairs, which would account for the fact that my arse bone feels broken, and i've possibly re-broken my wrist. My mother, naturally, just thought i was paralytically drunk, and told me to go back to bed. I was naked at the time

ah well, better than last time i sleptwalked, where i took a piss against my bedroom door. Or the previous time, where i walked into my mum's room bollock naked and tried to take a piss in the laundry basket

happy ny guys