Liverpool defeat Newcastle 3-1. Didn't see the match, apparently Liverpool were generally pretty good but Carroll and Downing continued to be awful. Is that fair?

Bristol City surprise Southampton with a 1-0 win.

Swansea-Tottenham will probably be the pick of the day as far as PL excitement goes. Arsenal, Chelsea and United should all win, but I wouldn't be hugely surprised if a couple of them don't. Bolton-Wolves is a pretty big one down at the bottom of the table.

ONE DAY AWAY FROM TRANSFER MENTALNESS! Liverpool set to GAZUMP Chelsea for Cahill! Tevez to finally fuck off! Frimpong goes on loan to Wolves!