Standards must be slipping.

Anyway, Chelsea MERK Man City so hard that kik feels the need to abandon his old username ... Is probably what I'd say if I were looking for banter all day, but I'm not. In truth City were sublime in the first 20 minutes and could/should have been several goals up. They didn't take their chances and we came out for the second half really up for it and were, in that period, just the better side. A huge win for us given our recent form, a big win for everyone else with their eyes on the title and a bit of a disappointment for City. Also, look at these.

http://i44.tinypic.com/21m5lqx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sC5U1.gif

Anelka has gone to China.

Some other stuff happened probably too, but give a shit.