Wolves put up less of a fight at OT than when they sent the ressies there a couple of years ago. Carrick looked excellent for United.

Arsenal dick around before Van Persie pops up with an absolute blooter to beat Everton. At 0-0 Moyes replaced Saha with Distin, so they got what they deserved.

Barca recover from a Victor Valdes lolocaust in the first minute to beat Real in a game of insanely high quality. Messi's assist for the equaliser and Barca's 3rd goal in particular were very nice. Ronaldo does a lot of pouting, hands on hips-ing and glistening.

Cameron Jerome pretty much begs the FA to ban him with an admittedly pretty funy tweet after his side's defeat of 'title chasing' Spurs.

All round nice guy Luis Suarez remembers where the net is as Liverpool finally manage to beat a promoted team at home.

Swansea beat Fulham 2-0, Michael Vorm outstanding. Jol falls out with Zobby Bamora, expect a £6m move to someone like Villa in January where he'll not do much.

MON's Sunderland scrape a win at home against the worst team in the league and he's immediately declared a god. Let's see whether Ellis Short agrees when he sees his wage bill post-January.

Vish Bosh instructs players to hug him if they score.

PSG agree £26m fee for Tevez.