Vidic out for the season. Oh my.

Platini tells Fergie to park his beak after the red wine lover appears to belittle the Roper League. Unlike Spurs, who actively belittle it.

Dalgleish bleats about something inconsequential.

Brendan Rodgers turns down Northern Ireland job.

Neil Lennon says he's been helping some of the younger players with depression. How bloody rough does he look in this pic? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16086433.stm

Alan Pardew takes refereeing criticism that one step further and blames Mike Dean for his club's injury woes. SRS.

Anelka in talks to join a team in Shanghai. Jermaine Jenas out for six months.

Owen Coyle praises Alex Mcleish. I've not seen it, but it will (have) happen(ed).

AOB, vegans?