the fire alarm went off in my halls of residence and it woke me up from a deep dream but because i woke up so suddenly i was still half dreaming i thought i was the president so i thought to myself there is no need to hurry as the secret service would be on their way and after 2 minutes i got scared because they had not arrived yet but then i realised i was not the president and put on my trousers and went downstairs.

the mind is really weird sometimes