In an effort to join in, here's an observation about queue martyrs to be filed alongside spice warriors and all that junk

A queue warrior is somebody who not only defends themselves from others skipping in front of them in queues, but also someone who selflessly puts their life on the line to protect other people from queue skipping and uphold the institution of the queue in the name of all that is good.

What a bunch of pricks.

There was a woman in tesco last night at rush hour who, even once she had reached the front of the queue, was telling people off for mistaking the self service queue for that of the kiosque. She was wearing all that dumb cycling gear and hadn't taken her helmet off, the little red blinker was still switched on at the back of it and she was buying solely a lump of manky cheese. But thats a different thread for a different day. What do you think?