Spurs beat Villa with ease in an awful, awful game. Spurs tried to make it entertaining but Villa are as negative a team as you will see in the PL. Adebayor misses two good chances and scores a good goal and a sitter. Bale continued his current run of form, and Assou-Ekkoto is just fabulous.

Two big games for the Manc clubs tonight. Though Man Utd will qualify, they need a win tonight to finish first, and Benfica haven't lost since May. I don't think we'll lose, but I wouldn't be too surprised if it was a squeaky, dull draw. I think City need to win tonight, but I'm not sure to be honest. Hopefully none of the City fans will encounter any trouble over there.

Neil Warnock reckons David Beckham wouldn't get into his side, which is ridiculous. Beckham whipping in endless crosses to Helguson = infinite goals cheat.

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