(inspired by a combination of threads over the last few weeks)

stop wasting your time in bed.

you will never have so few responsibilities and so much free time.

wake up before midday and get stuck in to everything, talk to everyone, go to everything you're invited to.

in the evenings, go and have lots of sex. you will never look better than you do now*, so just accept the responsibility and get to work.

*most probably.